1 00:00:17,751 --> 00:00:19,319 So Anne St. Marie. 2 00:00:19,419 --> 00:00:23,723 Address, 386 Dupont Street, apartment 6F. 3 00:00:24,524 --> 00:00:26,893 Profession, retired poetry professor. 4 00:00:26,993 --> 00:00:29,996 - Mm. - And Madeline St. Marie. 5 00:00:30,096 --> 00:00:32,065 Address, the same. 6 00:00:32,165 --> 00:00:34,634 Profession, bicycle messenger. 7 00:00:35,135 --> 00:00:38,805 And Madeline is your granddaughter. 8 00:00:39,339 --> 00:00:43,343 And you would like to initiate adoption proceedings? 9 00:00:45,178 --> 00:00:49,115 So you would like to adopt your adult granddaughter 10 00:00:49,215 --> 00:00:51,618 so that she's legally your daughter? 11 00:00:51,718 --> 00:00:52,718 That's right. 12 00:00:54,788 --> 00:00:55,948 How long have you lived here? 13 00:00:55,989 --> 00:00:57,457 1972. 14 00:00:57,557 --> 00:00:58,591 Ah. 15 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:03,229 Rent control. 16 00:01:04,464 --> 00:01:08,702 Yeah. And the lease stipulates that it can only be passed on 17 00:01:08,802 --> 00:01:11,938 to a spouse or child? 18 00:01:12,038 --> 00:01:13,840 Otherwise, the rent could be raised 19 00:01:13,940 --> 00:01:16,042 to current market value. 20 00:01:16,142 --> 00:01:18,945 Oh, I don't, I don't know. I-I'd have to check. 21 00:01:30,657 --> 00:01:33,226 Well, in that case, I suppose we should start 22 00:01:33,326 --> 00:01:35,261 on that adoption paperwork. 23 00:01:45,005 --> 00:01:46,106 Three months. 24 00:01:46,206 --> 00:01:47,640 Why does it gotta take three months? 25 00:01:47,741 --> 00:01:50,010 I had to grease a few palms to get it through that fast. 26 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:51,811 It usually takes six. 27 00:01:51,911 --> 00:01:52,979 When are you home tonight? 28 00:01:53,079 --> 00:01:54,180 - 6:30. - Yeah, well, 29 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:56,249 don't be late for "Jeopardy!" again. 30 00:01:56,349 --> 00:01:57,349 Nana, come on. 31 00:01:57,417 --> 00:01:59,152 Guy got hit by a waffle truck last night. 32 00:01:59,252 --> 00:02:00,252 It's a one-time thing. 33 00:02:00,687 --> 00:02:03,156 Hey, Otto. When are you going to fix the hallway lights? 34 00:02:03,256 --> 00:02:04,491 When you going to kiss my ass 35 00:02:04,591 --> 00:02:06,111 for living in such a palatial apartment 36 00:02:06,192 --> 00:02:07,560 for a pittance? 37 00:02:07,660 --> 00:02:09,405 You know how much I could be charging for that place? 38 00:02:09,429 --> 00:02:11,364 Yep. Rent control's a bitch, ain't it? 39 00:02:11,464 --> 00:02:14,200 Well, it takes one to know one, you old crone. 40 00:02:24,511 --> 00:02:25,511 Oh. 41 00:02:26,379 --> 00:02:28,915 Oh, um, go ahead, please. 42 00:02:29,182 --> 00:02:31,651 Well, it's the best one. 43 00:02:32,285 --> 00:02:35,255 - You should have it. - No. Please, I-I insist 44 00:02:36,322 --> 00:02:38,591 I have taken the plum that was at the fruit stand, 45 00:02:38,692 --> 00:02:41,461 which you were probably eyeing for breakfast. 46 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:45,465 You are forgiven. 47 00:02:46,132 --> 00:02:47,701 It looks delicious. 48 00:02:48,068 --> 00:02:50,670 So sweet and so cold. 49 00:02:52,706 --> 00:02:55,975 ♪ Dream of ♪ 50 00:02:56,076 --> 00:02:59,479 ♪ Dream away ♪ 51 00:02:59,879 --> 00:03:03,550 ♪ Dream your dream ♪ 52 00:03:04,651 --> 00:03:07,120 ♪ Forever ♪ 53 00:03:07,220 --> 00:03:09,989 Real asshole, that William Carlos Williams. 54 00:03:10,523 --> 00:03:12,759 Steal someone's plum and then write a poem about it? 55 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:17,230 Yeah. He was the worst. 56 00:03:20,533 --> 00:03:22,345 Big Beefhead was one nickname 57 00:03:22,369 --> 00:03:24,204 for this late 19th century president. 58 00:03:24,304 --> 00:03:25,538 Who was Grover Cleveland? 59 00:03:25,638 --> 00:03:27,674 Grover Cleveland. Good for a thousand. 60 00:03:27,774 --> 00:03:30,310 - Back to you. - Off, 1,000. 61 00:03:30,643 --> 00:03:32,545 Kick out the R from a pile of stones 62 00:03:32,645 --> 00:03:35,648 on a hiking trail and wander aimlessly. 63 00:03:35,749 --> 00:03:37,384 Nana, you okay? 64 00:03:38,151 --> 00:03:39,819 What should we watch after this? 65 00:03:39,919 --> 00:03:41,588 Uh, "Michael Clayton." 66 00:03:41,688 --> 00:03:44,591 Nana, you always want to watch "Michael Clayton." 67 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:48,962 It's the perfect movie. 68 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:49,929 What is Nova Scotia? 69 00:03:50,030 --> 00:03:51,131 You got it. 70 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:52,832 Wild lines, 200. 71 00:04:03,209 --> 00:04:04,678 Nana, I'm home early. 72 00:04:08,181 --> 00:04:09,449 Nana? 73 00:04:11,618 --> 00:04:12,618 Nana? 74 00:04:13,620 --> 00:04:15,388 Nana? Oh, what the... 75 00:04:17,123 --> 00:04:18,291 What the... 76 00:04:18,391 --> 00:04:20,193 Oh, fuck! Oh! 77 00:04:20,293 --> 00:04:23,229 Looked at Grandma's pussy eyes! God! 78 00:04:23,329 --> 00:04:24,664 Here. 79 00:04:28,468 --> 00:04:31,471 This is my girlfriend, Kate. 80 00:04:32,238 --> 00:04:34,674 Kate Forster. Hello. 81 00:04:35,775 --> 00:04:36,910 Sorry. 82 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:39,546 We really didn't expect you till later. 83 00:04:40,447 --> 00:04:42,382 Oh, yeah, no, careful. 84 00:04:42,482 --> 00:04:43,917 I don't think you should scrub. 85 00:04:44,017 --> 00:04:45,585 I-it's more of a dab. 86 00:04:46,219 --> 00:04:47,587 I think I got it. 87 00:04:47,687 --> 00:04:50,523 Thank you so much, Kate Forster. 88 00:04:50,623 --> 00:04:53,393 Okay, well, I'm sensing a little bit of hostility. 89 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:55,528 Does it make you uncomfortable 90 00:04:55,628 --> 00:04:57,197 my relationship with your grandmother? 91 00:04:57,297 --> 00:05:00,166 Yeah. It's-it's-it's walking in 92 00:05:00,266 --> 00:05:02,502 on my nana having sex with a stranger 93 00:05:02,602 --> 00:05:04,504 that makes me a little uncomfortable. 94 00:05:08,608 --> 00:05:11,511 Mitten, I, I understand this is a shock. 95 00:05:12,112 --> 00:05:13,146 I think it just, 96 00:05:13,513 --> 00:05:15,648 I haven't really pictured you 97 00:05:15,749 --> 00:05:20,387 in a romantic context outside of Grandpa, so... 98 00:05:20,487 --> 00:05:23,990 No, I loved your grandpa very much. 99 00:05:24,290 --> 00:05:27,527 It's just, when I was younger, 100 00:05:27,627 --> 00:05:30,463 I, I dated quite a few people, 101 00:05:30,563 --> 00:05:32,198 men and women, 102 00:05:32,298 --> 00:05:36,536 and it's been a joy for me 103 00:05:36,636 --> 00:05:39,506 to reconnect with that part of myself. 104 00:05:41,574 --> 00:05:45,011 Nana, if you're happy, I'm happy. 105 00:05:45,111 --> 00:05:46,746 Really? 106 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:49,315 Well, you still seem kind of upset. 107 00:05:49,983 --> 00:05:52,452 It's probably from the pepper spray, Kate. 108 00:05:52,552 --> 00:05:55,789 And you know what? Now that this Band Aid's been torn off, 109 00:05:56,322 --> 00:05:58,158 I've been waiting for the right moment 110 00:05:58,258 --> 00:05:59,793 to bring this up. 111 00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:03,863 I've asked Kate to move in with us. 112 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:08,968 It's going to be fun, roomie. 113 00:06:12,339 --> 00:06:15,875 - I'm not the guy that you kill. - I'm the guy that you buy. 114 00:06:15,975 --> 00:06:18,611 Are you so fucking blind you don't even see what I am? 115 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:20,980 I'm the easiest part of your whole goddamn problem, 116 00:06:21,081 --> 00:06:22,201 and you're going to kill me? 117 00:06:22,782 --> 00:06:24,984 Don't you know who I am? I'm a fixer. 118 00:06:27,087 --> 00:06:29,332 Shoplifting housewives to bent congressmen 119 00:06:29,356 --> 00:06:30,824 and you're going to kill me? 120 00:06:32,459 --> 00:06:34,394 Anything wrong, Maddy? 121 00:06:34,494 --> 00:06:36,262 No, nothing's wrong. 122 00:06:36,629 --> 00:06:39,399 Just trying to... watch the movie. 123 00:06:39,499 --> 00:06:41,401 This movie is dumb. 124 00:06:41,501 --> 00:06:42,736 All they do is talk. 125 00:06:42,836 --> 00:06:45,005 I mean, I can't even follow the plot. 126 00:06:45,105 --> 00:06:47,173 They talk in movies. 127 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:49,352 And it's also because you're not paying attention. 128 00:06:49,376 --> 00:06:51,211 - I mean... - Girls. Girls! 129 00:06:51,311 --> 00:06:52,846 Please. 130 00:06:53,146 --> 00:06:54,581 It's fine. 131 00:06:55,115 --> 00:06:56,249 It's just a movie. 132 00:06:56,916 --> 00:06:59,419 - One second. - Everything okay? 133 00:06:59,819 --> 00:07:01,121 You're so fucked. 134 00:07:01,221 --> 00:07:02,589 What? 135 00:07:02,989 --> 00:07:04,190 You're fucked. 136 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:08,561 Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! 137 00:07:08,661 --> 00:07:11,031 Yes! Yes! 138 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:35,088 I need you to do something for me. 139 00:08:07,921 --> 00:08:09,055 Ah, Maddy. 140 00:08:09,522 --> 00:08:11,558 Delicates day for you as well? 141 00:08:14,794 --> 00:08:18,231 Am I meant to pick up this folder? 142 00:08:18,932 --> 00:08:20,266 Look inside? 143 00:08:20,734 --> 00:08:22,035 What might it contain? 144 00:08:22,736 --> 00:08:24,070 "Jeopardy!" clues? 145 00:08:24,637 --> 00:08:26,606 Your name isn't Kate Forster. 146 00:08:26,706 --> 00:08:27,941 It's Amelia Peek. 147 00:08:28,375 --> 00:08:30,710 And you're a liar and a felon. 148 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:35,548 Pieces of paper could never contain 149 00:08:35,648 --> 00:08:38,351 the totality of a human life. 150 00:08:38,985 --> 00:08:41,254 I don't care about the totality of your life. 151 00:08:41,554 --> 00:08:43,323 I care about your prison record 152 00:08:43,423 --> 00:08:45,925 and the three warrants you have out for your arrest. 153 00:08:46,593 --> 00:08:50,063 Admit it. You're after my nana's incredible rent-controlled apartment. 154 00:08:52,265 --> 00:08:55,001 When I see your nana, 155 00:08:56,169 --> 00:08:58,304 I see her beauty... 156 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:01,207 and her wonderful mind 157 00:09:01,641 --> 00:09:05,111 and her endless capacity for sensual delights. 158 00:09:05,745 --> 00:09:08,248 And quite frankly, it concerns me 159 00:09:08,348 --> 00:09:10,350 that when you look at her, 160 00:09:10,984 --> 00:09:16,222 all you see is a nice, cheap apartment. 161 00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:18,158 Yeah. I ain't buying that shit. 162 00:09:18,258 --> 00:09:19,626 You're an absolute fraud. 163 00:09:19,726 --> 00:09:22,962 You're going to break it off and you're going to leave town now. 164 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:24,164 Or? 165 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:27,667 Or I'm sure the Minnesota Bureau of Criminal Apprehension 166 00:09:27,767 --> 00:09:30,070 will be very interested to learn your whereabouts. 167 00:09:48,221 --> 00:09:49,989 Do you think it's wise... 168 00:09:50,824 --> 00:09:54,461 to threaten the person in this packet? 169 00:09:55,962 --> 00:09:59,399 You don't know me or what I've done... 170 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:03,303 or what I'm capable of. 171 00:10:12,846 --> 00:10:15,849 Stay away from my nana. 172 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:23,323 Wowza. 173 00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:26,359 That spin cycle is really something else. 174 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:28,128 Get the fuck out of town. 175 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:31,998 Okay, you win. I'll go. 176 00:10:32,098 --> 00:10:35,135 But can you just give me a couple days to say goodbye? 177 00:10:35,568 --> 00:10:38,905 I want to let Anne down gently. 178 00:10:39,673 --> 00:10:41,174 You can have one day. 179 00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:55,755 ♪ Dream of ♪ 180 00:10:55,855 --> 00:10:58,925 ♪ Dream away ♪ 181 00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:03,496 ♪ Dream your dream ♪ 182 00:11:04,064 --> 00:11:08,968 ♪ Forever and a day ♪ 183 00:11:09,069 --> 00:11:15,108 ♪ If I could build a dream ♪ 184 00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:22,749 ♪ And make my dream come true ♪ 185 00:11:24,651 --> 00:11:28,388 ♪ I'd like to be ♪ 186 00:11:28,621 --> 00:11:32,392 ♪ On a ship that's sailing ♪ 187 00:11:32,892 --> 00:11:38,798 ♪ Around the world all alone with you ♪ 188 00:11:40,667 --> 00:11:46,773 ♪ If I could make a wish ♪ 189 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:51,211 ♪ I'd make my wish... ♪ 190 00:11:51,311 --> 00:11:53,980 You said you'd do it at 3. It's now 3:05. 191 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:55,782 - Hmm. - Quit stalling. 192 00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:58,518 Alright. Alright. 193 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:01,488 I just have some laundry in the wash. 194 00:12:01,588 --> 00:12:02,865 Would you mind advancing it for me? 195 00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:04,249 I'm not doing your fucking laundry. 196 00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:09,396 I just need a minute alone with her, okay? 197 00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:13,066 And then I'll be out of your hair... forever. 198 00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:18,838 - Hey, Nana? - Yeah. 199 00:12:18,938 --> 00:12:20,349 I'm just going to pop down and do some laundry, okay? 200 00:12:20,373 --> 00:12:22,876 - Okay, Mittens. Love you. - I love you too. 201 00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:33,980 What do you think about putting in a breakfast nook? 202 00:13:35,515 --> 00:13:38,685 Hmm. Could be nice. 203 00:13:58,371 --> 00:14:00,216 I think this is going to be good for me. 204 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:02,242 I got a good feeling about this. 205 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,744 New York City? Please explain. 206 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,513 Well, here's my working theory. 207 00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:09,983 Everywhere I go, I get sucked into other people's bullshit. 208 00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:13,787 Well, but here, the sheer volume of people, 209 00:14:13,887 --> 00:14:16,089 I mean, just the amount of bullshit. 210 00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:18,925 Well, I suspect it might work like some kind of a, 211 00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:20,627 I don't know, white noise machine. 212 00:14:20,727 --> 00:14:23,997 And, me, I can just be a person. 213 00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:26,366 Now you're sure I'm not putting you out, right? 214 00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:28,110 I haven't lived in Brooklyn for years. 215 00:14:28,134 --> 00:14:29,836 I keep it as a tax write-off. 216 00:14:29,936 --> 00:14:31,404 My poor pillows go unrumpled. 217 00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:34,974 Eh. Okay, well, I'll be sure to rumple 'em good for you. 218 00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:44,150 Good morning. 219 00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:45,251 Hi. 220 00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:47,721 Wow. 221 00:14:47,821 --> 00:14:48,922 Hey. Hey, there. 222 00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:51,424 Uh, those getting, uh, 223 00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:54,127 scalloped or mashed or... Ow. 224 00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:58,965 You're right. None of my business. 225 00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:03,103 Ours is not to reason why so many potatoes. 226 00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:05,538 See you. 227 00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:21,154 Oh ho! Home is where the mustard is. 228 00:15:22,956 --> 00:15:25,191 Who are you? Are you subletting? 229 00:15:25,291 --> 00:15:26,993 Subletting is strictly forbidden. 230 00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:29,729 No, I'm, uh... I'm just, uh... 231 00:15:29,829 --> 00:15:31,297 I'm cat sitting for my Good Buddy. 232 00:15:31,398 --> 00:15:34,067 He has a pet? That is so much worse. 233 00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:38,104 No, no, I said cactus sitting. Cactus. Uh... 234 00:15:38,204 --> 00:15:39,515 You didn't let me finish. I, uh... 235 00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:41,675 Yeah, s-so I'm just here to water his succulents. 236 00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:43,376 So you're not staying here? 237 00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:45,145 Absolutely not. 238 00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:48,882 Fine. But cacti famously don't require a lot of water. 239 00:15:48,982 --> 00:15:50,092 So I shouldn't see you around here 240 00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:52,118 for at least another 10 days. 241 00:15:52,218 --> 00:15:55,689 Okay, I-I-I will put that on my calendar, commendatore. 242 00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:01,127 Phew. Geez. 243 00:16:05,365 --> 00:16:06,466 Oh, yes. 244 00:16:17,944 --> 00:16:20,380 Oh, yes, yes, yes. 245 00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:23,550 Huh. 246 00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:40,367 Hmm. 247 00:16:47,273 --> 00:16:49,409 Gosh, Abdul, this is really some place you got here. 248 00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:53,880 I mean, you got smoothies, uh, chainsaws, cheese 249 00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:55,615 as far as the eye can see. 250 00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:57,083 Snow globes. 251 00:16:57,784 --> 00:17:01,254 Yeah. You think I could get a job here? 252 00:17:02,889 --> 00:17:04,290 I don't know who you are. 253 00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:07,127 Oh, I'm Charlie, Charlie Cale, just lookin' for a job. 254 00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:08,828 Excuse me, sir. 255 00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:10,306 I bought this cantaloupe here earlier, 256 00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:13,733 and it is just completely unacceptable. 257 00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:14,934 That's bullshit. 258 00:17:15,402 --> 00:17:17,070 I'm sorry. Do you want another? 259 00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:20,774 No, what I'd like is to exchange it for four mangoes. 260 00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:21,994 I think it's perfectly fair. 261 00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:23,410 Also bullshit. 262 00:17:24,911 --> 00:17:26,846 I'm sorry. Can I help you? 263 00:17:26,946 --> 00:17:28,381 Hmm. 264 00:17:29,683 --> 00:17:30,684 Help? Um, uh... 265 00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:32,618 You're fine. 266 00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:36,322 Honestly, your fruit scams are your business. 267 00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:39,659 Well, maybe it could be our business. 268 00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:42,295 Let me buy you a pasta dinner. 269 00:17:42,796 --> 00:17:45,632 I want to know everything there is to know about you. 270 00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:47,534 Oh, gosh. 271 00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:51,905 You don't mean that but, uh, flattered nonetheless. 272 00:17:52,005 --> 00:17:53,940 Oh, you got a keen sense of the truth, huh? 273 00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:57,877 You're what I like to call a eagle-eyed Jim. 274 00:17:58,144 --> 00:17:59,646 An Honest Thomas. 275 00:18:00,947 --> 00:18:02,515 And other things, I'm sure. 276 00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:05,919 Lucille Lambchop. Thanks, Abdul. See you. 277 00:18:06,019 --> 00:18:07,120 Alright. 278 00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:14,194 Hey, cactus lady. 279 00:18:14,994 --> 00:18:16,329 Hey! 280 00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:19,332 I'm talking to you. 281 00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:22,268 I still see you. 282 00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:24,537 Shit, shit, shit, shit. 283 00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:25,672 Shit. 284 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,209 God. 285 00:18:30,076 --> 00:18:31,111 Did you shut that door? 286 00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:33,546 Uh, yeah. Sorry. Why? 287 00:18:41,121 --> 00:18:42,589 This place is a death trap. 288 00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:44,491 The landlord doesn't fix a goddamn thing. 289 00:18:44,591 --> 00:18:47,994 Uh, Otto, right? Well, that's the guy I was fleeing. 290 00:18:48,094 --> 00:18:52,032 It turns out I guess he doesn't really like subletters, so, uh... 291 00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:54,200 Geez, man. Shit. 292 00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:55,669 How do we get out of here? 293 00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:57,470 What are you doing? 294 00:18:57,570 --> 00:19:00,740 I'm a bike messenger, so prepared for anything. 295 00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:01,975 Packages and stuff. 296 00:19:02,075 --> 00:19:03,810 - Fucking Otto. - Right. 297 00:19:05,078 --> 00:19:06,413 Fucking Otto. 298 00:19:08,048 --> 00:19:10,150 This is like Chernobylicious, huh? 299 00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:16,523 Jesus! 300 00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:19,159 Spin cycle on these things is bananas. 301 00:19:19,259 --> 00:19:20,527 Seems so. Seems so. 302 00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:23,396 Okay. Sorry about that. Sorry about the door. 303 00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,141 You know, I'm new here, and I don't know protocol. 304 00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:26,275 I don't really know the protocol 305 00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:28,301 because I'm not supposed to be living here anyway. 306 00:19:31,071 --> 00:19:32,806 - I'm Charlie, by the way. - Maddy. 307 00:19:32,906 --> 00:19:34,007 Hey, Maddy. 308 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,710 So you've been here living here a while? 309 00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:40,780 A couple years. I live with my nana. 310 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,282 Um, she's been here forever. 311 00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:44,050 Parents kicked me out in high school, 312 00:19:44,150 --> 00:19:45,885 and she took me in. 313 00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:56,730 Do you like "Jeopardy!"? 314 00:19:58,431 --> 00:20:00,734 Well, it sure has a way of finding me. 315 00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:04,371 I can't say I like it. 316 00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:06,649 Though there is something invigorating 317 00:20:06,673 --> 00:20:08,908 about confronting your own mortality. 318 00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:11,478 I meant the game show. 319 00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:12,912 Oh. 320 00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:14,981 Well, Yeah. Fuck yeah. 321 00:20:15,081 --> 00:20:16,583 Who is Buckminster Fuller? 322 00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:18,243 Buckminster Fuller is the dome guy. 323 00:20:18,284 --> 00:20:20,453 That's correct. 324 00:20:21,087 --> 00:20:22,789 What a life, huh? 325 00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:23,723 It's just like, 326 00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:26,026 honeydew, "Jeopardy!." What more could you want? 327 00:20:26,126 --> 00:20:28,695 Well, we could watch "Michael Clayton" for the 800th time. 328 00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:30,263 Oh, perfect movie. 329 00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:31,998 I knew I liked you. 330 00:20:32,098 --> 00:20:33,466 Yeah. 331 00:20:34,668 --> 00:20:38,738 Man, Anne, this is, like, some place, huh? 332 00:20:39,539 --> 00:20:41,241 What are you, an oligarch or something? 333 00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:43,343 Retired poetry professor. 334 00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:45,979 I've been in here since the early '70s though. 335 00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:47,079 And it's rent controlled. 336 00:20:47,147 --> 00:20:49,549 Holy holy grail of apartments. 337 00:20:49,649 --> 00:20:52,118 We're trying to work it so we can keep the cheap rent forever. 338 00:20:52,218 --> 00:20:53,338 So Nana's going to adopt me. 339 00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:55,288 - Mm-hmm. - Wow. No shit? 340 00:20:55,388 --> 00:20:56,532 Oh, I can't wait to see the look 341 00:20:56,556 --> 00:20:58,491 on Otto's face when he finds out. 342 00:20:59,459 --> 00:21:01,961 - Yoo-hoo? - In here. 343 00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:03,463 Sorry I'm late. 344 00:21:03,563 --> 00:21:05,565 - Had to pick the right mango. - Ooh. 345 00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:06,866 Thank you. 346 00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:08,934 And you are? 347 00:21:09,002 --> 00:21:10,603 Ah, Charlie. 348 00:21:10,704 --> 00:21:12,605 New to the building, but don't tell Otto. 349 00:21:12,706 --> 00:21:16,109 Charlie, do you have your library card yet? 350 00:21:16,643 --> 00:21:18,511 - Huh? - Uh-oh. Here we go. 351 00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:20,814 - What? - Ricardo's a very passionate librarian. 352 00:21:20,914 --> 00:21:23,016 It's not just my job, it's my calling. 353 00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:25,952 If you ever need something researched, I'm your guy. 354 00:21:26,052 --> 00:21:29,656 Wow. So Ricardo, you're like a walking, talking epitome 355 00:21:29,756 --> 00:21:31,324 of don't judge a book by its cover, huh? 356 00:21:31,424 --> 00:21:33,593 - Uh-huh. - Yeah, are they, uh... 357 00:21:33,693 --> 00:21:36,463 - are they hiring? - Uh, kind of. 358 00:21:36,863 --> 00:21:40,467 Downside is the librarians' union is so corrupt. 359 00:21:40,567 --> 00:21:42,635 Dude, do you need a job? You should have asked me. 360 00:21:42,736 --> 00:21:44,380 - I can hook you up. - - Oh, it's going to be alright. 361 00:21:44,404 --> 00:21:46,206 I did see a, a flyer 362 00:21:46,306 --> 00:21:48,441 for a remote work opportunity, so... 363 00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:50,910 Stop sign, person. 364 00:21:51,011 --> 00:21:52,812 Stop sign, person. 365 00:21:52,912 --> 00:21:53,913 Stop sign. 366 00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:55,882 Stop sign, person. 367 00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:57,050 Stop sign. 368 00:21:57,150 --> 00:21:58,885 Stop sign, person. 369 00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:00,153 - Hello. - Person. 370 00:22:00,253 --> 00:22:01,588 Oh, sorry! 371 00:22:01,888 --> 00:22:03,990 Uh, do you want this coffee? 372 00:22:07,327 --> 00:22:10,030 Do I want this coffee? 373 00:22:11,231 --> 00:22:12,511 It's just a regular black coffee, 374 00:22:12,599 --> 00:22:14,401 and they accidentally made me two 375 00:22:14,501 --> 00:22:18,204 and you just kind of look sad at your laptop, 376 00:22:18,304 --> 00:22:20,073 dead-eyed, tapping. 377 00:22:20,173 --> 00:22:21,541 Me? No, no, no. I... 378 00:22:21,641 --> 00:22:24,277 Hey, I-I'll have you know that, 379 00:22:24,377 --> 00:22:27,681 well, I am a bonafide CAPTCHA technician. 380 00:22:27,781 --> 00:22:29,816 Yeah. You see? So I basically, I decide 381 00:22:29,916 --> 00:22:32,018 what's stop signs and what's not all day. 382 00:22:32,118 --> 00:22:33,586 I mean, it is dirty work, 383 00:22:33,687 --> 00:22:35,889 but, you know, somebody's gotta do it. 384 00:22:35,989 --> 00:22:37,490 Sure. 385 00:22:41,327 --> 00:22:43,530 Not coffee. It's not coffee. 386 00:22:43,630 --> 00:22:46,199 Butterscotch pumpkin mochaccino. 387 00:22:46,299 --> 00:22:47,734 They messed it up. 388 00:22:47,834 --> 00:22:49,102 I am so sorry. 389 00:22:49,202 --> 00:22:52,005 Oh. And I said it was black coffee and I lied. That's awful. 390 00:22:52,105 --> 00:22:53,673 Ah, no, no, it's fine. 391 00:22:53,773 --> 00:22:55,718 You're trying to do something nice and, and you didn't lie. 392 00:22:55,742 --> 00:22:57,811 - They-they-they messed it up. - I can return it. 393 00:22:57,911 --> 00:22:59,746 Mm. Mm. 394 00:23:00,947 --> 00:23:02,115 It's growing on me. 395 00:23:02,215 --> 00:23:05,085 Well, leave it to me to fuck up a random act of kindness. 396 00:23:07,020 --> 00:23:08,588 Pay it forward, I guess. 397 00:23:10,990 --> 00:23:12,058 Crosswalk. 398 00:23:12,325 --> 00:23:13,760 Building. 399 00:23:13,860 --> 00:23:15,528 Firetruck. 400 00:23:15,962 --> 00:23:17,163 Crowd. 401 00:23:17,530 --> 00:23:20,100 Everyone, if I could have your attention. 402 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:23,136 There was an accident involving toxic chemicals 403 00:23:23,236 --> 00:23:24,371 in the laundry room. 404 00:23:24,471 --> 00:23:26,439 We should all steer clear for a few days. 405 00:23:26,539 --> 00:23:28,475 Hi. Hey. You said we? 406 00:23:28,575 --> 00:23:30,977 Sure. I live here. 407 00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:32,312 Micky, 1G. 408 00:23:32,412 --> 00:23:34,180 Oh, wow. Uh, 1G. 409 00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:35,448 Hey, I'm GG. 410 00:23:35,548 --> 00:23:37,317 So I'm right below you. 411 00:23:37,417 --> 00:23:38,852 Who's the tap dancer? 412 00:23:39,219 --> 00:23:40,487 That would be me. 413 00:23:40,587 --> 00:23:42,622 Oh, boy. You're a real John Bubbles, huh? 414 00:23:42,722 --> 00:23:45,658 I had a short-lived off-Broadway career, 415 00:23:45,759 --> 00:23:48,428 but now I just do it to relieve stress sometimes. 416 00:23:48,528 --> 00:23:50,764 Oh yeah, of course. Do you ever miss the limelight? 417 00:23:50,864 --> 00:23:52,599 Sometimes. This pays the bills. 418 00:23:52,699 --> 00:23:54,200 I got a wife and kid now. 419 00:23:54,300 --> 00:23:55,602 Could you tell me what happened? 420 00:23:55,702 --> 00:23:57,470 Hey, Micky, need a hand here. 421 00:23:57,570 --> 00:24:00,073 - See ya. - It's a freak accident, apparently. 422 00:24:01,474 --> 00:24:03,410 Tenant was doing laundry, 423 00:24:03,510 --> 00:24:05,712 spilled some bleach on some descaler, 424 00:24:05,812 --> 00:24:08,948 and the sodium hypochlorite reacted 425 00:24:09,049 --> 00:24:11,851 with the phosphoric acid and created chlorine gas. 426 00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:15,922 The broken lock meant the tenant was trapped inside. 427 00:24:16,022 --> 00:24:17,157 Gosh, they died? 428 00:24:17,257 --> 00:24:18,725 - Yes. - Jesus. 429 00:24:18,825 --> 00:24:20,460 Also, are you a chemist or something? 430 00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:22,862 'Cause that was a very detailed breakdown. 431 00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:23,596 No, no. 432 00:24:23,697 --> 00:24:25,532 I was an investigative journalist 433 00:24:25,632 --> 00:24:27,801 for "The Observer" before I got blackballed 434 00:24:27,901 --> 00:24:29,703 after sucker punching Rex Reed. 435 00:24:29,803 --> 00:24:31,905 - No shit? - Then I did a stint 436 00:24:32,005 --> 00:24:35,408 as managing editor at "Vague" before retiring. 437 00:24:35,508 --> 00:24:36,919 Oh, "Vogue." I mean, that's a big deal. 438 00:24:36,943 --> 00:24:39,612 No, no. "Vague" magazine. Different publication. 439 00:24:39,713 --> 00:24:41,614 Ah. What's that one about? 440 00:24:42,182 --> 00:24:43,616 This and that. 441 00:24:45,652 --> 00:24:47,554 Hey, do you know who the tenant was? 442 00:24:47,654 --> 00:24:50,790 No, but I knew her grandmother, Anne. 443 00:24:51,257 --> 00:24:52,659 She's lived here forever. 444 00:24:55,061 --> 00:24:56,062 Oh, geez. 445 00:24:57,097 --> 00:24:58,198 Oh, shit. 446 00:25:07,540 --> 00:25:09,209 Oh, hello again. 447 00:25:09,309 --> 00:25:10,410 Nice fruit. 448 00:25:10,777 --> 00:25:12,245 To what do I owe the pleasure? 449 00:25:13,847 --> 00:25:15,949 I'm, uh, I'm looking for Anne. 450 00:25:16,049 --> 00:25:17,984 Mm. She's in mourning right now. 451 00:25:18,084 --> 00:25:21,888 Yeah, I know. It's, uh... It's awful. I, uh... 452 00:25:22,555 --> 00:25:24,958 I came by to say how sorry I was. 453 00:25:25,358 --> 00:25:27,227 By bringing a pineapple? 454 00:25:29,229 --> 00:25:30,597 Oh, I, uh... 455 00:25:30,697 --> 00:25:32,866 Yeah, I remember that Anne likes fruit. 456 00:25:32,966 --> 00:25:35,235 And someone did something nice for me, 457 00:25:35,335 --> 00:25:36,836 told me to pass it on. I... 458 00:25:36,936 --> 00:25:39,105 A pineapple of condolence. 459 00:25:39,205 --> 00:25:42,108 A lovely gesture. She'll be very touched. 460 00:25:43,810 --> 00:25:46,746 Yeah. Sorry. So sorry. 461 00:25:46,846 --> 00:25:50,150 Just, uh, you said you're a friend of Anne's? 462 00:25:50,250 --> 00:25:51,384 We're engaged actually. 463 00:25:51,484 --> 00:25:53,953 - Bullshit. - Excuse me? 464 00:25:54,688 --> 00:25:56,723 Sorry. Forget it. I... 465 00:25:57,390 --> 00:25:58,658 None of my business. 466 00:25:58,758 --> 00:26:00,260 Oh, that's right. 467 00:26:00,660 --> 00:26:02,395 You're a savvy one. 468 00:26:02,495 --> 00:26:03,997 Eagle-eyed Jim. 469 00:26:04,631 --> 00:26:06,232 Well, we're going to be engaged. 470 00:26:06,332 --> 00:26:07,634 - Ah. - Very soon. 471 00:26:07,734 --> 00:26:09,469 You said you, you live here? 472 00:26:09,569 --> 00:26:11,805 But it's nuts, I, uh... 473 00:26:11,905 --> 00:26:13,673 I was here a few weeks ago. I thought, uh, 474 00:26:13,773 --> 00:26:14,784 I thought it was just Anne and Maddy. 475 00:26:14,808 --> 00:26:16,443 Recent development. 476 00:26:16,810 --> 00:26:18,178 Thanks for the pineapple. 477 00:26:25,852 --> 00:26:28,621 Those must be some thirsty cacti. 478 00:26:28,722 --> 00:26:30,757 Either that or you are a liar. 479 00:26:30,857 --> 00:26:33,893 A dirty, filthy, subletting liar. 480 00:26:33,993 --> 00:26:36,396 You have a lot of nerve, okay? 481 00:26:36,496 --> 00:26:37,707 A woman is dead because of you. 482 00:26:37,731 --> 00:26:39,332 Oh, that's baloney. 483 00:26:39,432 --> 00:26:40,552 You refused to fix the lock. 484 00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:42,736 She got stuck, and now her blood is 485 00:26:42,836 --> 00:26:44,471 on your cheapskate hands. 486 00:26:44,571 --> 00:26:46,973 But I did fix the lock. 487 00:26:47,507 --> 00:26:48,742 Huh? 488 00:26:48,842 --> 00:26:50,477 Wait, that's true. What? 489 00:26:52,412 --> 00:26:53,747 The bleach fell from there 490 00:26:53,847 --> 00:26:55,982 and, uh, well, that must be the descaler, 491 00:26:56,082 --> 00:26:58,084 which I have to say, that sounds like some sort 492 00:26:58,184 --> 00:27:01,354 of a weird torture device for iguanas. 493 00:27:01,454 --> 00:27:02,922 Hmm. 494 00:27:03,289 --> 00:27:05,058 Chernobylicious. 495 00:27:06,993 --> 00:27:09,496 Hey, that bottle was on that shelf. 496 00:27:09,596 --> 00:27:10,730 I recognize the goo. 497 00:27:10,830 --> 00:27:12,065 Oh, the descaler? 498 00:27:12,165 --> 00:27:14,000 I use it on the boiler sometimes. 499 00:27:14,100 --> 00:27:17,270 Okay. So then what's it doing down here? 500 00:27:18,538 --> 00:27:20,940 Clearly someone moved it. 501 00:27:23,810 --> 00:27:25,745 Eh, Otto, I'm going to ask you something, 502 00:27:25,845 --> 00:27:28,348 and I don't want you to take this personally. 503 00:27:32,352 --> 00:27:33,352 Did you murder Maddy? 504 00:27:33,420 --> 00:27:34,688 What? No! 505 00:27:34,788 --> 00:27:36,589 Ah, you didn't. 506 00:27:36,690 --> 00:27:38,134 - Why would I kill her? - I don't know. 507 00:27:38,158 --> 00:27:40,269 Gosh, maybe you were, you know, mad that they were doing 508 00:27:40,293 --> 00:27:42,429 this whole rent-controlled adoption scheme 509 00:27:42,529 --> 00:27:43,697 and you wanted to stop it. 510 00:27:43,797 --> 00:27:46,199 They were running a rent-controlled adoption scheme? 511 00:27:47,167 --> 00:27:49,569 Had I known that, I would've killed her. 512 00:27:49,669 --> 00:27:51,871 Oh, okay. That was not a lie. 513 00:27:52,272 --> 00:27:55,175 So, uh, just so I'm clear, what you're saying is 514 00:27:55,275 --> 00:27:58,378 that you didn't murder Maddy, but you would've. 515 00:27:58,478 --> 00:27:59,612 Totally. 516 00:27:59,713 --> 00:28:02,349 Your candor is alarming. 517 00:28:02,449 --> 00:28:04,584 Uh, okay. Ah... 518 00:28:05,051 --> 00:28:06,820 Look, we both agree this is fishy, right? 519 00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:10,256 I mean, you fix it, and yet it's broken. 520 00:28:10,357 --> 00:28:11,358 Over here, well, 521 00:28:11,458 --> 00:28:14,160 the descaler just flew over here from nowhere. 522 00:28:14,260 --> 00:28:16,429 And anybody that lives here knows this laundry room. 523 00:28:16,529 --> 00:28:20,400 I mean, they know that this, uh, spin cycle is just bonkers. 524 00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:22,702 This isn't the handle I installed. 525 00:28:22,802 --> 00:28:24,571 This is a Schlage F50. 526 00:28:24,671 --> 00:28:26,139 I installed a Schlage F30. 527 00:28:26,239 --> 00:28:28,308 I never would've sprung for an upgraded model. 528 00:28:28,408 --> 00:28:29,409 Oh, I see. 529 00:28:29,509 --> 00:28:31,011 What you're saying is that 530 00:28:31,111 --> 00:28:34,280 whoever bought this Sludge F50, 531 00:28:34,381 --> 00:28:37,650 well, they're the one that set up this whole Rube Goldberg of death? 532 00:28:37,751 --> 00:28:41,054 Who cares? It means I'm not liable. 533 00:28:41,154 --> 00:28:43,189 Now feed the cacti and get out. 534 00:28:47,427 --> 00:28:48,428 Huh. 535 00:28:57,237 --> 00:28:58,304 I see. 536 00:28:59,906 --> 00:29:02,142 Maybe this will bring you some comfort? 537 00:29:04,911 --> 00:29:06,913 This is all I have left of her now. 538 00:29:09,149 --> 00:29:11,384 I can't believe this has happened. 539 00:29:18,191 --> 00:29:22,128 "The art of losing isn't hard to master." 540 00:29:23,797 --> 00:29:26,933 "Though it might look like disaster." 541 00:29:50,490 --> 00:29:54,227 Did Maddy have any friends that worked at the library? 542 00:29:54,994 --> 00:29:58,331 Uh, Ricardo in 2B. 543 00:29:58,765 --> 00:30:00,166 Why? 544 00:30:00,266 --> 00:30:02,569 I'm putting together a tribute 545 00:30:03,069 --> 00:30:05,372 and I don't want to leave anybody out. 546 00:30:07,374 --> 00:30:09,009 I'm going to pop out for a few errands. 547 00:30:09,109 --> 00:30:10,443 Do you want anything? 548 00:30:12,178 --> 00:30:14,381 I don't want to stay here anymore. 549 00:30:18,385 --> 00:30:21,254 It's perfectly normal to feel that way. 550 00:30:21,721 --> 00:30:23,423 You've suffered a loss 551 00:30:24,090 --> 00:30:28,028 but just remember, this too shall pass. 552 00:30:36,369 --> 00:30:40,106 Hey, uh, Abdul. How's it going? 553 00:30:40,674 --> 00:30:41,708 I don't know who you are. 554 00:30:41,808 --> 00:30:45,545 Oh, gosh. You're not lying, but you are a little hurtful. 555 00:30:45,645 --> 00:30:46,780 I am in here a lot 556 00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:48,915 and like to think I have a memorable mug. 557 00:30:49,015 --> 00:30:51,017 Hey, do you remember, um, 558 00:30:51,451 --> 00:30:54,087 did anybody buy one of these doorknobs recently? 559 00:30:54,954 --> 00:30:57,757 Oh, yeah. Schlage F50? Yes, they did. 560 00:30:57,857 --> 00:31:00,827 Oh. Great. Uh, who was it? 561 00:31:00,927 --> 00:31:02,462 I have no idea. 562 00:31:02,729 --> 00:31:03,797 - Eh? - I'm sorry. 563 00:31:03,897 --> 00:31:05,231 I have face blindness. 564 00:31:05,331 --> 00:31:07,934 I can remember people's orders and purchases 565 00:31:08,034 --> 00:31:10,770 but none of their physical characteristics. 566 00:31:10,870 --> 00:31:12,672 Oh, got it. 567 00:31:12,772 --> 00:31:16,042 Well, me, I'm the chopped cheese with pepperoncinis, 568 00:31:16,142 --> 00:31:17,342 extra provolone, side of vape. 569 00:31:17,410 --> 00:31:19,479 Oh, yes, of course. Welcome back. 570 00:31:19,579 --> 00:31:20,880 It's good to see you. 571 00:31:20,980 --> 00:31:22,582 You're one of my favorites. 572 00:31:22,682 --> 00:31:24,317 Ah, that's nice. 573 00:31:24,751 --> 00:31:29,889 So, uh, hey, the person that purchased this doorknob, 574 00:31:29,989 --> 00:31:31,358 you remember their order? 575 00:31:31,825 --> 00:31:34,627 Uh, no, they don't get sandwiches. 576 00:31:35,195 --> 00:31:37,297 But they do buy a lot of fruit. 577 00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:42,769 Does it happen to be a very sweet old lady 578 00:31:42,869 --> 00:31:44,504 who loves poetry? 579 00:31:46,239 --> 00:31:48,241 This is an intense condition. 580 00:31:48,341 --> 00:31:51,111 Uh, so, so you don't know if the person 581 00:31:51,211 --> 00:31:53,279 in question was a 70-year-old woman? 582 00:31:53,380 --> 00:31:58,218 They buy yogurt, nuts, but mostly fruit. 583 00:31:59,219 --> 00:32:01,521 And often they're not happy with the fruit too. 584 00:32:02,088 --> 00:32:04,457 Try to return it for multiples of other fruit. 585 00:32:17,637 --> 00:32:21,508 Ricardo, I'm not going to beat around the bush. 586 00:32:21,908 --> 00:32:23,510 I'm bad news. 587 00:32:24,611 --> 00:32:25,945 But you know that 588 00:32:26,046 --> 00:32:28,648 because I read your little book report. 589 00:32:30,984 --> 00:32:32,385 You've been inside? 590 00:32:33,887 --> 00:32:35,722 Yeah, I've been inside all day, 591 00:32:35,822 --> 00:32:37,257 but I'm about to go out. 592 00:32:40,060 --> 00:32:43,363 Inside, like prison inside. 593 00:32:43,863 --> 00:32:45,398 Oh, no. 594 00:32:45,899 --> 00:32:47,534 Then what's with all the tats? 595 00:32:48,234 --> 00:32:50,403 I just love the art of visual storytelling. 596 00:32:50,937 --> 00:32:52,072 Huh. 597 00:32:52,539 --> 00:32:54,774 Well, the first thing you learn inside 598 00:32:55,175 --> 00:32:58,778 is that anyone can be got to, at any time. 599 00:32:58,878 --> 00:33:00,347 Accidents happen. 600 00:33:00,447 --> 00:33:02,649 Have you ever seen "Anatomy of a Fall?" 601 00:33:05,185 --> 00:33:06,720 It's a great dog performance. 602 00:33:07,887 --> 00:33:10,190 But people slip and fall. 603 00:33:10,957 --> 00:33:12,359 But without a witness, 604 00:33:12,459 --> 00:33:14,994 it's impossible to know if it was an accident 605 00:33:15,095 --> 00:33:16,730 or if they were pushed. 606 00:33:19,299 --> 00:33:21,835 Do you understand what I'm saying, Ricardo? 607 00:33:23,436 --> 00:33:25,038 Are you going to keep your mouth shut? 608 00:33:26,606 --> 00:33:27,640 Mm-hmm. 609 00:33:29,542 --> 00:33:30,610 Okay. 610 00:33:31,778 --> 00:33:33,279 Okay, good. 611 00:33:36,383 --> 00:33:38,618 Hm, this is a nice place. 612 00:33:42,989 --> 00:33:44,524 Is that a William Eggleston? 613 00:33:57,003 --> 00:33:58,238 Ah, great, Ricardo. 614 00:33:58,338 --> 00:34:01,007 Hey, I wanted to ask you a couple of questions. 615 00:34:01,107 --> 00:34:04,210 Uh, it's about, uh, Anne's new girlfriend. 616 00:34:04,678 --> 00:34:05,912 You know her, right? 617 00:34:06,246 --> 00:34:09,582 Um, no. No, I've never met her. 618 00:34:10,016 --> 00:34:11,351 What? 619 00:34:12,686 --> 00:34:13,687 Bullshit. 620 00:34:15,021 --> 00:34:16,056 Maybe I wasn't clear. 621 00:34:16,156 --> 00:34:17,424 I'm talking about that, 622 00:34:17,524 --> 00:34:19,092 you know, that uptight chick, 623 00:34:19,192 --> 00:34:20,560 the one with the sketchy energy? 624 00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:23,596 Oh, you know, I don't like to judge books by their cover. 625 00:34:23,697 --> 00:34:26,399 And who does? I mean, I don't judge any books by any covers. 626 00:34:26,499 --> 00:34:29,302 Just, do you know if Katie and Maddy 627 00:34:29,402 --> 00:34:31,104 had, like, a beef or something? 628 00:34:31,204 --> 00:34:32,772 - I just... - I don't know anything 629 00:34:34,607 --> 00:34:36,509 That's bullshit again. 630 00:34:36,810 --> 00:34:38,478 What is going on with you? 631 00:34:38,578 --> 00:34:40,980 Seriously? Are you mixed up in this somehow? 632 00:34:41,381 --> 00:34:43,249 - No. - Ricardo, 633 00:34:43,350 --> 00:34:44,918 you know that this Katie chick 634 00:34:45,018 --> 00:34:47,320 is, uh, shady as fuck, right? 635 00:34:49,889 --> 00:34:51,825 I mean, she... 636 00:34:55,762 --> 00:34:56,830 Maddy... 637 00:34:57,864 --> 00:34:58,865 Yeah? 638 00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:03,470 Hey. Hey, Maddy what? 639 00:35:05,138 --> 00:35:06,139 I mean... 640 00:35:10,076 --> 00:35:12,045 Ah, geez, Really? Come on. 641 00:35:12,145 --> 00:35:13,546 Ricardo! 642 00:35:14,514 --> 00:35:16,182 Saved by the bell? Ricardo. 643 00:35:42,876 --> 00:35:44,044 Okay, sheesh. 644 00:35:44,144 --> 00:35:46,446 Shush, I hear a fire alarm. Easy. 645 00:35:48,381 --> 00:35:49,749 - Oh, hey. - Geez, 646 00:35:49,849 --> 00:35:51,885 feels like I'm working from home these days. 647 00:35:51,985 --> 00:35:53,186 Yeah. Yeah, I can imagine. 648 00:35:53,286 --> 00:35:54,697 So, hey, Micky, what's the, uh, procedure here? 649 00:35:54,721 --> 00:35:56,532 We just gotta verify it's a false alarm, 650 00:35:56,556 --> 00:35:58,158 then we'll let everyone back in. 651 00:35:58,591 --> 00:36:00,527 Hey, also, I want to thank you. 652 00:36:00,627 --> 00:36:04,164 After our talk earlier, I realized I do miss the stage. 653 00:36:04,264 --> 00:36:05,708 I'm going out for an audition next week. 654 00:36:05,732 --> 00:36:07,710 Hey, that's great. I'm glad I could help, neighbor. 655 00:36:07,734 --> 00:36:10,136 You ever need a favor, you know where I live. 656 00:36:10,236 --> 00:36:11,471 Or I guess you can call 911. 657 00:36:11,571 --> 00:36:13,406 Yeah. Oh, hey, Micky. 658 00:36:13,506 --> 00:36:17,010 Uh, have you seen, uh, Ricky, Ricky Ricardo, around? 659 00:36:17,110 --> 00:36:18,478 - No. - Nah? 660 00:36:20,413 --> 00:36:22,182 Ah. Hey, Ricky, uh... 661 00:36:22,282 --> 00:36:23,516 I don't know anything. 662 00:36:23,616 --> 00:36:25,752 I don't know shit. Please stop talking to me! 663 00:36:26,252 --> 00:36:28,021 Okay. 664 00:36:36,229 --> 00:36:37,564 I know what you did. 665 00:36:38,465 --> 00:36:40,800 - What did I do? - Y-y-you killed Maddy, 666 00:36:40,900 --> 00:36:42,979 then you rigged the laundry room to make it look like an accident. 667 00:36:43,003 --> 00:36:46,139 And then you, you swapped out the Schleizies, the Schlakes, 668 00:36:46,239 --> 00:36:48,375 the Schal... Schlaze... 669 00:36:48,475 --> 00:36:51,344 You changed the door handles. 670 00:36:51,444 --> 00:36:52,946 Abdul confirmed it. 671 00:36:53,046 --> 00:36:54,781 The face blind store clerk? 672 00:36:56,316 --> 00:36:59,352 It's not what you know, Honest Thomas, 673 00:36:59,452 --> 00:37:00,653 it's what you can prove. 674 00:37:00,754 --> 00:37:02,222 I don't think you're going to find 675 00:37:02,322 --> 00:37:04,090 many willing proof providers. 676 00:37:05,692 --> 00:37:06,860 Jesus. 677 00:38:00,447 --> 00:38:02,882 Oh, fuck yeah. This place is so sick. 678 00:38:04,284 --> 00:38:06,653 I'm sorry. Can I help you? 679 00:38:07,287 --> 00:38:08,555 What's your polly on renos? 680 00:38:08,655 --> 00:38:10,457 I'd like to install an ice plunge 681 00:38:10,557 --> 00:38:13,159 in the dining room so I can digest at 34 degrees. 682 00:38:13,259 --> 00:38:15,395 - That's my opti-tempy. - Well, of course. 683 00:38:15,495 --> 00:38:18,131 But I should mention there is a broker's fee. 684 00:38:18,231 --> 00:38:20,233 Not a big deal. Just 18 months rent. 685 00:38:20,333 --> 00:38:21,735 Do I look fucking poor to you? 686 00:38:24,471 --> 00:38:25,711 I'm sorry. What's going on here? 687 00:38:25,772 --> 00:38:27,707 I'm doing a showing. 688 00:38:29,509 --> 00:38:31,444 So how soon can you move in? 689 00:38:31,544 --> 00:38:34,414 How soon can you kick Miss Freckles to the curb? 690 00:38:37,050 --> 00:38:38,318 Anne... 691 00:38:38,918 --> 00:38:41,154 there is a very unpleasant man 692 00:38:41,254 --> 00:38:42,531 traipsing around our living room. 693 00:38:42,555 --> 00:38:44,824 Yeah, I told Otto to list the apartment. 694 00:38:52,298 --> 00:38:54,134 I was gone an hour. 695 00:38:54,234 --> 00:38:55,969 Why would you do that? 696 00:38:56,069 --> 00:38:57,370 I tried to tell you earlier, 697 00:38:57,470 --> 00:38:59,139 I don't want to live here anymore. 698 00:38:59,239 --> 00:39:01,107 You can't decide that unilaterally. 699 00:39:01,207 --> 00:39:02,609 We're supposed to be partners. 700 00:39:03,043 --> 00:39:04,377 It's still my apartment. 701 00:39:04,477 --> 00:39:06,780 Yes, of course. 702 00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:09,683 But we've been talking about getting married, 703 00:39:09,783 --> 00:39:13,653 and then it will be become our apartment. 704 00:39:13,987 --> 00:39:16,856 Don't you think I deserve to be consulted? 705 00:39:18,358 --> 00:39:20,493 Well, we can be married anywhere. 706 00:39:20,593 --> 00:39:22,128 Why does it have to be here? 707 00:39:22,228 --> 00:39:23,830 Let's go see the country. 708 00:39:26,433 --> 00:39:28,001 Anne, come here. 709 00:39:30,203 --> 00:39:33,173 I have seen the country, 710 00:39:33,273 --> 00:39:34,774 and it doesn't get much better 711 00:39:34,874 --> 00:39:38,411 than a sumptuous rent-controlled New York penthouse 712 00:39:38,511 --> 00:39:41,314 with crown molding and two goddamn fireplaces. 713 00:39:42,048 --> 00:39:46,920 I'm sorry, but... I cannot stay here. 714 00:39:47,020 --> 00:39:48,588 It hurts too much. 715 00:39:49,989 --> 00:39:50,989 Okay. 716 00:39:51,991 --> 00:39:54,094 Hey, I get it. 717 00:39:55,228 --> 00:39:57,831 But... Okay. 718 00:40:00,367 --> 00:40:03,670 Why don't we get married now? 719 00:40:04,738 --> 00:40:06,239 Huh? And then hit the road. 720 00:40:06,339 --> 00:40:07,707 I mean, why wait? 721 00:40:07,807 --> 00:40:09,418 Then we could see the country as a married couple. 722 00:40:09,442 --> 00:40:10,944 I mean, wouldn't that be better? 723 00:40:11,044 --> 00:40:12,412 Oh, I don't know. 724 00:40:12,746 --> 00:40:14,614 I appreciate the sentiment, but... 725 00:40:15,215 --> 00:40:18,018 Okay, okay. Well, you know what, I'm going to go get the paperwork. 726 00:40:18,118 --> 00:40:20,153 Alright? Just wait here. 727 00:40:43,610 --> 00:40:45,912 Hey, Anne, I know this is going to sound crazy, 728 00:40:46,012 --> 00:40:49,616 but I, uh, I think you might be in jeopardy. 729 00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:55,622 Darling, I got the forms. 730 00:40:55,722 --> 00:40:58,058 Now all we need is a witness. 731 00:41:00,994 --> 00:41:01,995 Oh. 732 00:41:02,395 --> 00:41:03,763 You again. 733 00:41:04,764 --> 00:41:07,867 Charlie, could Kate and I have a moment alone? 734 00:41:09,102 --> 00:41:10,470 Uh... 735 00:41:10,570 --> 00:41:13,373 Yeah, I'll just, uh, go feed the pigeons. 736 00:41:13,473 --> 00:41:14,674 We don't have pigeons. 737 00:41:14,774 --> 00:41:16,876 Yeah, well, not with that attitude. 738 00:41:19,512 --> 00:41:22,182 Darling, what were you two discussing? 739 00:41:22,582 --> 00:41:24,884 Charlie has an interesting theory. 740 00:41:24,984 --> 00:41:25,852 Oh? 741 00:41:25,952 --> 00:41:28,121 She thinks you're after this apartment 742 00:41:28,221 --> 00:41:30,690 and that you seduced me under false pretenses 743 00:41:30,790 --> 00:41:33,159 so you can marry me and then bump me off. 744 00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:36,963 And she thinks that you concocted this elaborate scheme 745 00:41:37,063 --> 00:41:39,699 to murder my dear beloved granddaughter 746 00:41:39,799 --> 00:41:41,968 because she was going to expose you. 747 00:41:46,606 --> 00:41:48,174 Do you believe that? 748 00:41:49,509 --> 00:41:50,977 She's a crazy person. 749 00:41:52,012 --> 00:41:54,714 Hey. Hey! 750 00:41:55,682 --> 00:41:58,718 I had nothing to do with Maddy's death. 751 00:41:59,519 --> 00:42:02,956 I would do anything to have her back here with us right now. 752 00:42:04,190 --> 00:42:05,592 But she's gone. 753 00:42:06,026 --> 00:42:08,528 And I know the one thing that she would've wanted 754 00:42:08,628 --> 00:42:10,430 is for you not to be alone. 755 00:42:10,764 --> 00:42:13,967 I want to provide for you. I want to marry you. 756 00:42:15,835 --> 00:42:18,271 I'm going to take such good care of you. 757 00:42:18,838 --> 00:42:22,742 We can be happy together... here. 758 00:42:25,078 --> 00:42:27,781 Bu-but Charlie just seems so sure. 759 00:42:27,881 --> 00:42:30,550 She said she was close to finding proof. 760 00:42:30,650 --> 00:42:32,886 Hey, let me handle this. 761 00:42:32,986 --> 00:42:34,063 Why don't you run down to the laundry 762 00:42:34,087 --> 00:42:36,156 and get my clothes out of the dryer 763 00:42:36,256 --> 00:42:40,326 and when you get back, she'll be gone, okay? 764 00:42:40,427 --> 00:42:43,963 I'm not going to let her ruin our new lives together. 765 00:42:46,499 --> 00:42:48,134 In this three bedroom, four bath, 766 00:42:48,234 --> 00:42:51,871 two fireplace apartment in New York for $800 a month. 767 00:42:53,139 --> 00:42:54,140 640. 768 00:42:55,075 --> 00:42:56,242 640. 769 00:42:57,610 --> 00:42:59,079 Wow. 770 00:43:00,780 --> 00:43:02,148 - Okay. - Yeah. 771 00:43:24,871 --> 00:43:26,873 You're cooked, aren't you? 772 00:43:27,507 --> 00:43:29,876 Well, here's how I figured it out. 773 00:43:29,976 --> 00:43:34,347 First, it was that yellow goo on the descaler. 774 00:43:34,447 --> 00:43:35,815 I knew I'd seen it before... 775 00:43:40,420 --> 00:43:43,690 ♪ Dream of ♪ 776 00:43:43,790 --> 00:43:47,394 ♪ Dream away ♪ 777 00:43:47,861 --> 00:43:52,265 ♪ Dream your dream ♪ 778 00:43:52,365 --> 00:43:56,803 ♪ For ever and a day ♪ 779 00:43:56,903 --> 00:43:58,938 - Whoa! - Well done, Charlie! 780 00:43:59,039 --> 00:44:01,141 - Roll to your right. - Gosh! 781 00:44:01,241 --> 00:44:03,041 Hey, Micky, thanks for setting that up for me. 782 00:44:03,076 --> 00:44:05,378 No problem. I told you I owe you one. 783 00:44:08,715 --> 00:44:10,383 You're so fucked. 784 00:44:11,451 --> 00:44:12,819 What? 785 00:44:13,186 --> 00:44:14,220 You're fucked. 786 00:44:18,525 --> 00:44:20,960 Uh, uh, darling, w-who's this? 787 00:44:22,328 --> 00:44:23,830 He's my witness. 788 00:44:24,898 --> 00:44:26,399 Charlie was right about you. 789 00:44:26,499 --> 00:44:27,867 And so was Maddy. 790 00:44:28,635 --> 00:44:31,371 You really should have paid attention during "Michael Clayton." 791 00:44:39,646 --> 00:44:41,247 Gosh, I, uh... 792 00:44:42,582 --> 00:44:45,085 Gosh, I'm, uh, I'm real sorry 793 00:44:45,185 --> 00:44:49,255 about Maddy and Kate too, for that matter. 794 00:44:50,690 --> 00:44:53,059 It really sucks when you find out 795 00:44:53,159 --> 00:44:55,261 someone isn't who you thought they were. 796 00:44:56,129 --> 00:45:00,033 Gosh, you're really going to leave this place? 797 00:45:00,934 --> 00:45:04,137 What, to roam the land? 798 00:45:12,445 --> 00:45:16,416 "Down, down, down into the darkness of the grave, 799 00:45:16,783 --> 00:45:18,218 "gently they go. 800 00:45:18,318 --> 00:45:21,654 "The beautiful, the tender, the kind, 801 00:45:21,755 --> 00:45:23,390 "quietly they go. 802 00:45:23,823 --> 00:45:27,093 "The intelligent, the witty, the brave, 803 00:45:27,193 --> 00:45:28,261 "I know, 804 00:45:29,029 --> 00:45:30,964 "but I do not approve. 805 00:45:31,831 --> 00:45:33,500 And I am not resigned." 806 00:45:39,873 --> 00:45:41,441 I've been here too long anyway. 807 00:45:42,442 --> 00:45:43,953 - Thanks. - - I don't think you get it. 808 00:45:43,977 --> 00:45:45,145 It's a big-ass bed, 809 00:45:45,245 --> 00:45:47,080 but it's a circle, not a rectangle. 810 00:45:47,180 --> 00:45:49,082 Then we'll just tear out all the wood floors, 811 00:45:49,182 --> 00:45:51,618 replace it with carpet or something more soft 812 00:45:51,718 --> 00:45:53,319 And a shit ton of taxidermy. 813 00:45:53,420 --> 00:45:55,088 But, like, ironic. 814 00:45:56,056 --> 00:45:59,325 Oh, yeah, boys, this place is gonna fuck.